1. Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob is the leader of the pack. This friend is the life of the party, and the definition of outgoing. Although they can be slightly annoying sometimes because of the daily instagram pictures they post consisting of picstitches, and abusive hashtag’s, they still remain everyone’s favorite friend. They are most likely your current fraternity/sorority social chair so you can always catch them dancing and belting out every song played in the bar.
2. Patrick Star.
The Patrick Star of your friend group is undoubtedly your best friend because they have your back no matter what. They may not always say the smartest things but you love them for that because they always make you laugh. Although they may not be too involved in your fraternity/sorority, they are usually down for anything to have a good time.
3. Sandy Cheeks.
Sandy Cheeks can be spotted in most friend groups pretty easily. When it comes to your friend groups, they’re the bossy friend that is the first one to push people out of the way to get to the bar. Although they can sometimes be hard to handle, they will always have your back and be the first friend to get in someone’s face if someone does you wrong.
4. Ms. Puff.
A Ms. Puff in your life is extremely important for surviving college. Ms. Puff is your sorority house mom that is essentially your mom away from mom. She always gives the best advice, and will give you the constructive criticism that you probably need to hear.
5. Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs, the business major, and one of your best friends. You will catch him sneaking cigarettes on North Campus in between classes while wearing khaki pants, loafers, and a different colored Patagonia for each day of the week. This type of friend is always down for a good time, but watch out, because he will ask you to pay him back for the $1.55 on the french fries he bought you.
6. Squidward Tentacles.
Ah, Squidward. The one friend that I believe almost everyone has. Although you love them to death, they are pretty much a “negative Nelly” most of the time. They will probably leave downtown early on a Thursday night, and complain to you constantly about their busy class schedule. But have no fear, the best way to handle a Squidward is to just let the negative comments go in one ear, and out the other.
7. Pearl Krabs.
This girl is the definition of SRAT. You may catch her on campus with her monogrammed camelback and Ray Ban aviators. She is definitely your girliest friend and is the best at giving outfit advice. She will always be honest with you because she truly values your friendship, and wants you to look as good as her. Keep this girl around because she will end up being one of your bridesmaids.
8. Plankton.
If you happen to have a Plankton in your life, I would drop them immediately. This person won’t always have your back, or ever really accept you for who you really are. When it comes to dealing this friend, drop them like it’s hot.
So, which Spongebob Squarepants character do you identify with in the group? Whichever character it may be, ain’t nobody messin’ with your clique.
