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College: Bob's Burgers Edition

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College: Bob's Burgers Edition
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Oh, college. How I loathe thee, yet dream of you every winter break. If there's anything I've learned from college, it's to just laugh at everything. Abso-lutely EVERYTHING. Nothing is as serious as it seems and if you don't laugh it off, you won't survive.

If there is a second thing I've learned from college, it's how many seasons I can re-watch of my favorite shows before I finally start that project that was assigned at the beginning of the semester. Somehow binge watching in college, has become the greatest extracurricular on my list. It just goes hand in hand. So, thank you college for my addictive personality and learned humor. Cheers!

1.) When you finally get to that EDM concert you paid a million dollars for. If only dining dollars covered things you actually wanted to buy.


2.) That one friend on social media whose unpopular political opinion seems to be the only opinion they have. If only your vote didn't count... And if only I'd mute you on Twitter.


3.) After a night out and a stop at Taco Bell, you realize you're a genius. Or the biggest idiot.


4.) Or when you're the mom of the group on a wild night out. Well... Someone had to be.


5.) When parking enforcement leaves that beautiful yellow slip on your windshield. Just go to heck. GO TO HECK.


6.) When you realize the dad bod mighhhhht not be that bad...


7.) Dining hall food. It doesn't matter what it's made of, they're still serving it.


8.) When you start talking to a possible new boo but you have to be cautious.


9.) Or when you finally show your friends your crushes Instagram.


10.) And that moment when every class, every extra curricular and every responsibility you have closes in on you and you're about ready to give up. Remember, you gotta just laugh it off.

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