College is great. You have more freedom, less class, and more of a chance to have fun. You'll meet the best friends that you've ever met in your life, discover your passion, and gain and unprecedented sense of school spirit. You will also endure painfully awkward situations, stay up too late, and eat some highly questionable dining hall food.
What better show to represent what college is like than House, MD?
1. When high schoolers come to tour and you have to act like you're having the best day of your life.
No, I'm not dying, despite the fact that I'm running on 3 hours of sleep and have six papers due this week! Come to my school!
2. When your professor is saying something super uninteresting, but you pretend to care because you need points.
I really don't care about what your son is doing this weekend, but I really need you to like me.
3. When you need to do work, but just mess around on your computer instead.
You may think I'm working on a big paper, but I'm not. I'm looking at pictures of Eddie Redmayne.
4. When you're in class and someone says something completely irrelevant to what you're learning.
I can promise you that Osama bin Laden had nothing to do with World War I.
5. When your parents ask where all of your flex dollars went.
Certainly not to venti Frappuchinos on the daily.
6. When your professor asks a question that you know the answer to, but you don't want to talk, so you hope someone else raises their hand.
Please don't say my name. Please don't say my name.
7. When your grades start to drop and you have to beg a professor for extra credit.
Have mercy on our souls.
8. When you haven't seen your friends all weekend, because you've been binge watching shows on Netflix in your pajamas.
Yes. I've had to do lots of homework. Like, a ton of homework.
9. When you're running away from your responsibilities.
Bye Felicia.
10. When you get an A on something that you thought you'd failed.
-insert angelic chorus here-
11. When you realize that you're at your dream school, and couldn't be happier.
'Nuff said.