I told myself I wasn’t going to throw shade in this article, but I lied. These are my feelings about college, as told by the faces of my favorite women.
11. Maya Rudolph: "Is it mandatory for all f*ck boys to wear pastels?"
10. Tina Fey: "I hope you enjoy eating those 5 almonds for lunch."
9. Amy Poehler: "How many pairs of Sperry's do you even have?"
8. Beyoncé: "Oh, your dog has a summer house? Mine too."
7. Nicki Minaj: "I don't need a man to have fun because there aren't any here!"
6. Mindy Kaling: "Why is this white man talking about racism?"
5. Kristen Wiig: "Is pussy still an insult?"
4. Amy Schumer: "I eat grilled cheese to get through the bullsh*t."
3. Anna Kendrick: "You're probably voting for Trump."
2. Melissa McCarthy: "Being a guy must be really tough for you."
1. Michelle Obama: "Stupid can't be fixed."
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