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College As Told By Donald Trump

"And people will say 'You know what? Donald Trump was right.'"

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College As Told By Donald Trump

When a professor assigns an extra assignment:

Giving a presentation in class:

When you get the highest grade in the class:

When someone says they have the old exams:

When your friends ask if you're okay to have another drink:

Getting pizza after a night out:

When your friend doesn't make it out of the pregame:

When you hire a tutor and still fail the test:

Getting ready to go out with your friends:

When your professor says he "knows you didn't read:"

When you make it to your Friday morning class after you go out Thursday:

When your professor says you can't curse in an essay:


When that one annoying kid in class keeps talking:

When your roommate takes your stuff:

When you don't have time to shower before class:

When someone says your Rate My Professor post was too harsh:

When someone asks what you're going to do with your degree:

When you need to hit the word count on your essay but are running out of things to say:

When your friends post an embarrassing picture of you:

When you're at a review session and don't know what's going on:

When you remember the essay is due at midnight:

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