Coffee. The addictive liquid that keeps busy America fueled for its work day. Here's to all of the people who cannot function without their daily coffee(s).
1. Black Coffee
You are the black belt of the coffee game. Drinking coffee black is a skill unknown to many beginners. These drinkers are typically old school, or on a health binge. There is always an aura of respect to give to those who can drink a drink so bitter.
2. Decaf, please!
This very well may be a recovering coffee addict. Coffee is bitter in the first place so it is more wisely used by very tired college students and most working adults who need a boost to their very busy day. Where does decaf coffee fit into this need? I will never understand it.
3. Iced Mocha Latte With Skim Milk and Splenda
You are definitely posting your coffee on Instagram after you pass through the drive thru. You like to keep up with the trends even though you think coffee is repulsive. You take the easy way out by ordering the farthest thing from the distinct coffee taste.
4. Frappuccino
You are most likely thirteen and at the mall for the first time without your mom. You and your friends think it is cool to order a frappuccino from Starbucks and take selfies on the MacBook desktops in the Apple Store.
5. Regular Iced Coffee with 1 cream and 2 sugars
You are the average coffee drinker who needs to stop at a Dunkin' Donuts before work or else you feel incomplete. You can drink an iced coffee at 9 p.m. and still be able to fall asleep at a reasonable hour. At this point, the coffee taste is growing on you.
6. Half coffee, half hot chocolate
You must live in New England where is it very cold and snowy. One must be very alert and very warm when driving in the snow. This drink provides warmth and the alertness of caffeine all in one! Perfect for going ice skating, skiing, or any other crazy winter activities that New Englanders do.
7. Iced Mocha with three pumps of caramel, six sugars, and six creams. Oh! And can you put it in a styrofoam cup?
You are a sugar addict, never mind the caffeine. You are high maintenance and have no room for mistakes when it comes to how you like your coffee. You also have no problem going back through the drive thru until the barista finally gets your order right.
No matter how you prefer your coffee, we can all agree that without a coffee everyday, something seems off. It is the fuel that keeps businesses booming and college students from failing their exams. So, thank you coffee for all that you do for us.
