One Dance by DRAKE FT WIZKID & KYLA was this year's top hit song for 2016 followed by Lucas Graham with 7 years. Coming in close at number 7 was The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey with Closer. "The song of the summer" beat out Justin Bieber's "Love Yourself" for this top spot, setting him back at 8, 16, and 35. (Sad)
Here is a quick analysis of this year's number 7 song:
Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too much and that's an issue but I'm okay
•Really? Because you're a frat boy who drinks natty lite at 10am
Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them again
•But really see you at our mixer next Friday #SigmaApplePie
I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
•So how'd you get here then?
And four years, no calls
Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
•How did you find her in a hotel bar???? You can see her?
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop
•You can't stop what?
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
•So we went from a broke down car to a Range Rover? What did you major in?
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
•I thought this line was "LIKE that tattoo on your shoulder"
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
•You have a Range Rover and yet you stole a mattress? Also, why do the sheets need to be pulled off, you stole this mattress?
From your roommate back in Boulder
•So where are we now?
We ain't ever getting older
•Thats a lie.
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
•Thats a lie too.
You look as good as the day I met you
I forget just why I left you, I was insane
•Obviously, it wasn't that important or you would've remembered.
**This is why we shouldn't argue ladies**
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tuscon, okay
•What song? And what were you doing in Tuscon because I thought we were in Buffalo?
I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no call
•Has it really been four years?
Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar
• #GlowUp
And I can't stop
•Because your car is broke down
No, I can't stop
•You need new brakes
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
•These are nice leather seats please don't make a mess
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
•Might not taste the best
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
•Poor roommate, I hope you're reading this
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
•You got that Benjamin Button
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older
YES YOU ARE. YOU'VE GOTTEN OLDER SINCE THIS SONG CAME OUT.
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older
