ot “friends” who are always throwing jabs at you? Always looking for ways to put you down? Laughing at YOU more than they laugh at your jokes and you are super confused as to why? Well, this is what it is…THEY ARE TOXIC and you got to get RID of THEM! Honey, friends don’t put you down, they lift you up in your days of gloom. You are probably still in denial but it’s about time you snapped out of it. Reality isn’t all sugar, spice, everything nice and they, are NOT your friends. Now if I have successfully gotten that through your head, let’s move on to the part where I tell you how you could take the trash out without spilling it all over the floor.
1.Delete them out of the server...your socials, your phone, your life.
Remember the old trick, out of sight, of out of mind?
2. Take a walk down the mean street and ask them to STFU!
Nip it. Nip it in the bud!
3. See them, "unsee" them
If they are in your way, ignore till they fade away.
4. Occasionally, kill them...with success.
5. Get out that circle and make one of your own.
They see you rolling with new peeps, they
6. Open, smile and shut it!
So you are missing old friends? Take out that album, go back to your good old days, live a few seconds of your ecstasy and... SNAP out of it!
7. If they laugh, you laugh HARDER
So you are walking across campus and you see them laughing at you? Here is what you do, you laugh, LOUDER!
8. If they talk shit, you talk neat.
So they are shitting crap all over your new friends? Trying to get them to hate you now?
9. Breathe in, Spit out.
Yes, you will have those momentary homicidal thoughts. Do it, finish 'em in your head. Now breathe in...and spit out the skeletal remains.
10. Do not compete, leave them be...at your feet.
For a competition to be fair you got to go to down to their level, which would mean digging through all the trash, the ocean, the sediments, the earth,
11. Forgive and forget.
Forgive to forget. Move on.
