Sometimes you meet people in college and you think “WHERE THE HECK DID THEY COME FROM?!" We all know these people and no college is exempt, so here is my best guess at where they are from...
1. Atlanta — Southern Belle
She has a sweet southern accent, always says "bless your heart," and is probably in a sorority and will let you know she is. That southern lady we all know and love is obviously a Georgia Peach.
2. Seattle — Coffee Shop Hipster
3. Boston — Frat Star
Let's admit it, we've all met someone that is a total frat guy. I'm taking beer for breakfast and never shows up to his 8 a.m. Plus, they'll also have a thick Boston accent and slight facial hair just to prove they are a #man
4. New York City — Designer EVERYTHING Girl
Although it is sometimes excessive, they roll up to their 8 a.m. classes in a trendy outfit without fail. Although I will likely be in my pajamas, I respect the hustle.
5. Miami — Tanning Bed Regular
Orange, but jacked. Nuf' said.
6. New Orleans — The Blackout Drunk
Oh college, the only place when finding blackout drunks on the reg isn't cause for that big of a concern. Well, college and Mari Gras on Bourbon Street.
7. Los Angeles — Theater Kid
Theater kids trynna make it big in the show biz are bound to hip up LA eventually.
8. San Francisco — Nerd
These techy nerds bound for Silicon Valley sit in the front of class and will remind the professor that thy forgot to assign homework.
9. Portland — Vegans
Every meal plan’s worst nightmare.
10. Denver — Stoner
To the kid who gives a class presentation high, yes, we noticed.
11. D.C. — Political Activist
There is always that person who turns the class discussion political and a fight breaks lose.
*cringes and looks at phone*
12. Nashville — Man Bun
The freedom from mothers telling you when to cut your hair producers an influx of man buns on college campuses. Love 'em or hate 'em, it's a total Nashville hipster move.
13. Houston — Guy who eats in class
Yes, Houston does have some pretty tasty food (Texas BBQ anyone...?), but do you really have to eat smelly foods during a lecture? This isn't popcorn at the movies.
14. Chicago — Girl Next Door
Mid-Westerners are so freakin' nice it's insane. Congrats to you!