Charlie Rose: “Hello Galaxy, my name is Charlie Rose and tonight we have with us Chewbacca, a close friend and confidant of the late General Organa, AKA Princess Leia for all those of Alderion dissent. With him is his interpretar C-3PO.”

Chewbacca: “ARGGGGHHHHH”

C-3PO: “Mr. Rose, he thanks you for this most gracious invitation and is very happy to be here tonight.”

Charlie Rose: “The main topic of tonight's discussion will be the tragically deceased Princess Leia, and her impact on the history intergalactic relations. How would you describe the relationship you two had?”

Chewbacca: “ARGGHHHHH AAAARGHHH ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH RR RRAAAGHHHH.ARGGHHHHHARGGGH AAAAR ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH AAAARGHHHRR RRAAAGHHHH ARGGHHHHH ARGGHHHHH AAAARGHHH ARGH ARGGHHHHH AAAARGHHH ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHHH."

*Chewie crosses legs and places elbows on the arms of his chair, clasping his two paws together*

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C-3PO: “We were close. At first I was a little upset that the princess was taking away my best Friend, Han Solo, but over time I began to really appreciate her. By the end we were close friends and I truly was proud of all the work we accomplished together. Together we took down a tyrannical empire and liberated an entire galaxy, of course a new one has emerged and is basically 10 times worse, but that is besides the point. Overall I want to emphasize that I am distraught at her death, but am thankful for all the time I had with her. I hope people will stand together and take away all the powerful morals and messages she left behind.”

Charlie Rose: “What would you say those morals and messages are, Chewie?”

Chewbacca: “ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH, RRAAAGH ARGGHHHHH AAAARGHHH. ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH RR RRAAAGHHHH ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH. RRAAAGH ARGGHHHHH AAAARGHHH, ARGH ARGGGHH AAAARGHHH, RR RRAAAGHHHH”

C-3PO: “I think her progress in modern day feminism is definitely important. She broke the damsel in distress stereotype, and was just lived her life as a role model inspiring the young girls who didn’t believe females could accomplish so much. She was more than just the armored bikini. *Beeping in the background* Yes R2, we all did appreciate the bikini, but I think you are being rude to Chewbacca’s point. She was also a powerful figure.”

Charlie Rose: “Well put Mr. Chewbacca, well that is all the time we have at the moment. Next we shall be interviewing Ben Solo, AKA Kylo Ren, assuming that we can get him out of his dressing room.”

Chewbacca: “ARGGHHHHH, AAAARGHHH ARGHHHHAGR!!!!!”

C-3PO: “Yes, Chewie, Ben is here right now" *Chewbacca throws chair*. Oh no please don’t do that, that does not seem wise. I suggest you come back here, oh dear." *screaming*”