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Cats Rule, Dogs Drool. Simple As That.

It's time that you all understand that cats are just better than dogs.

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Cats Rule, Dogs Drool. Simple As That.
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I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this, but it needs to be said. CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS. You can try to fight it, but it's true. They have so many qualities that put them over the edge as far as the dogs vs. cats debate. I'm going to list them because most of you have trash opinions. And you need to learn.

1. They're cuter than dogs

LOOK AT THAT FACE! IT IS ADORABLE! I don't get why people prefer a dog who smells and wants to be in your face all the time.

2. They won't be in your face all the time

Cats just want to chill. They like to sleep. I like to sleep. They just want to eat. I like to eat. Another point as to why they're better. They're just like us!

3. They clean themselves so you don't have to

They clean themselves - as if you didn't know that. If you didn't, then you're really dumb. If you get a dog, then you have to clean them every few days.

4. They're funny

They are wild! They are so smart and so dumb at the same time. They're still smarter than dogs though, so don't get it twisted.

5. They're, like, really funny

You simply can't deny it. They are superior to dogs.

6. They don't have to be outside to be happy

Some cats like to be outside. But most like to be inside.

7. Cats are quiet

Cats are quiet. They rarely make noise unless you make them angry or something else does. Or they're hungry. Actually, they just make noise sometimes.


If you have a problem with these, then get dogs to step their game up. I can't help that they suck. #SorryNotSorry

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