If Cat Calling Were Reversed

Disclaimer: this article is a tad inappropriate. So, if you are sensitive to improper articles, this may not be for you, but this inappropriateness is nothing compared to the vulgar words women get thrown at them on a regular basis. This article aims to open up the eyes of people who turn their back to the popular catcalling that occurs each and everyday across the country which is not just annoying, but repugnant. In addition, it serves to humor women as they imagine men being cat called with these lines and hopefully make men reading this article, uncomfortable (sorry).

1. "Dang boy look at that package."

2. "Look at those biceps, you can pick me up anytime with those."

3. "Oooh that a** though."

4. "Are you a sports model? You should definitely look into that."

5. "You got those big feet, you know what that means."

6. "Oh my god, we got a prize here."

7. *grabs butt* *gives creepy smile* "You could at least say thank you a**hole."

8. "What's the hurry baby you don't want to talk to me?"

Now, for all of the guys thinking they would love a girl saying these things to them, imagine the most distasteful girl you know, who you want nothing to do with, saying these lines over and over again while following you when you're all alone. Now try telling me that cat calling is meaningless and trifle; It's not.