ATTENTION IPHONE USERS! (Well, maybe just those with a clitoris – but whatever floats your boat.)

Set your Siri to Australian and go download that “vibrator massager” application that you and your friends used to laugh about in high school, because the newest development in masturbatory technology is making its way to an online store near you.

That’s right, the IZIVIBE is the cellphone case that turns your IPhone into a vibrator. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

The long, 100 percent medical grade silicone handle acts as a vibrator when activated by the IZIVIBE app on your IPhone.

The App offers seven different vibration intensities, with a design to propagate the vibrations from the IPhone through the entire length of the dildo for maximum pleasure.

And if you have a partner with an IPhone, you can even have them control your IZIVIBE dildo remotely from a long distance. But that’s not all! You can connect online and share your custom vibration mode with complete strangers (or, erm . . . friends and family) and experience their custom modes as well. Free love at it’s technological finest.

I don’t know about you, but I feel like this is a bacterial infection waiting to happen. Was it not a few short years ago that we discovered that our IPhones were dirtier than toilet seats?

As silly as it is, I have to admit that I appreciate this product solely for its ridiculousness.

Unfortunately, you won’t be able to make calls from your dildo until June of 2016, when the product is released.

So if you’re super pumped for this new IPhone accessory, don’t worry: it won’t be long until you can diddle yourself with the same device you use to call mom.

"Hey mom! Oh nothing, what about you?"