Bye-Bye Blonde Jokes: These Women Mean Business
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Bye-Bye Blonde Jokes: These Women Mean Business

The women that will make you say farewell to blonde jokes.

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Bye-Bye Blonde Jokes: These Women Mean Business
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Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end? Because they say "concentrate." Ba Dum Tss.

I have heard my fare share of blonde jokes while growing up. So often, blonde hair is associated with being dumb—as if one's intelligence is directly related to the color of their hair. I never understood why blondes were assumed to be "bimbos," but then again I am a blonde, so maybe that's why I can't comprehend it, right? Wrong.

According to a study conducted by Jay Zagorsky from Ohio State University, the average IQ for blonde women was actually the highest when compared to the average IQ of women with brown, red and black hair. Today, there are many powerful blonde women that are breaking the dumb blonde stereotype.

Virginia Rometty

Rommetty is the President and CEO of the multi billion dollar company, IBM. She is the first women to head the company. Forbes named her one of the 25 most powerful women.

Karlie Kloss

This astonishing woman not only is redefining the blonde stereotype, but the supermodel stereotype. Being a student at NYU and one of the top paid models in the industry, she proves that beauty and brains can go hand-in-hand. Karlie is currently studying computer science at one of the most prestigious universities in the country. She is an avid coder and is encouraging other young women to enter the male dominant field with her scholarship, "Code with Karlie."

Megyn Kelly

Kelly is one of the most powerful faces in media—she is no stranger to blonde jokes. Despite the critics, Kelly has achieved an outstanding career in journalism. Time Magazine recognized her as one of the 100 most influential people. In addition to her journalism career, she also holds a degree in law.

Eva Feldman

Dr. Feldman is the President of the American Neurological Association. She has made astounding contributions to the medical field. She is responsible for the screening instrument for the rapid diagnosis of diabetic neuropathy. She has been recognized as one of the best doctors in America, ten years in a row.

Marissa Mayer

Mayer is the president and CEO of Yahoo. Mayer graduated with honors from Stanford University. Upon graduating from Stanford, she acquired 14 job offers. She accepted a position with Google, making her the first female engineer the company ever employeed. At the age of 41, she has been recognized as one of Fortune Magazine's most powerful women in business, six times.

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