Brad Pitt Looks Better In A Dress Than You
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Brad Pitt Looks Better In A Dress Than You

Did anybody really know 90s fashion like Brad?

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Brad Pitt Looks Better In A Dress Than You
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Actor and producer Brad Pitt has had many different aesthetic and style changes throughout his career, like most of us. In this list, we'll appreciate the looks of one of my favorite Brad Pitt fashion eras, which was showcased in his 1999 Rolling Stone photoshoot.

1. The 'Confident Directional Point feat. Piglet Friend'

There's already a lot going on here. Why is Brad posing with a pig? What's with the Magic Mike gloves? I don't know, but all I see in this outfit is confidence. Brad knows exactly what he's doing and where he's going. He's even pointing it out for us. That's very helpful, Brad.

2. The 'E.T. Desert Romance'

Have we caught Brad mid-approach in his romantic endeavors? Personally, nothing says "first date material" like giant alien sunglasses. Once again, Brad proves the only accessory he needs is his flexing biceps.

3. The 'Alien-Chic Blue Steel'

Art deco meets casual lounge-wear in this sophisticated, color coordinated look from Brad. He continues the theme of bug-eyed sunglasses while embracing the architecturally inept furniture of the 90s, and brings together his outfit with bold colors and a matching warm-toned palette. And he's posed to show off his arm muscles again. Thanks, Brad.

4. The 'Sequined Mountain Scream'

There's something very primal about going into nature, slipping on a pink sequined spaghetti strap dress and aviator goggles, and then screaming and flexing until you pass out. At least, I'm sure this is something Brad would confirm for us.

5. The 'Emotional Midnight Coffee'


After a long day of posing with his arm muscles and screaming in the desert, sometimes Brad just needs to relax and get in touch with his feelings. And there's no better way to do that than sitting by the fireplace in a tasteful, patterned piece and reflecting on the day over a warm cup of coffee.

6. The 'Glove Fetish and Single Hoop Earring'

This look is just statement pieces upon statement pieces. The diamond-studded hoop earring is a must, and it perfectly compliments the shaggy tinsel pink of the rest of the outfit. But the leather glove is where the action really is. You'd think the colors and fabrics would clash, but Brad somehow pulls it off, just like he's pulling that glove off with his teeth.

7. The 'Running Man'


And as soon as he came, Brad has places to be. He leaves us with one last look as he poses against the mountainside sunset, sequins blowing in the hot desert wind. He must run. To where? We'll never truly know. Hopefully one day, he'll come back to us.

If you enjoyed this list, I'd recommend browsing through more photos from Brad's photoshoot, which are just as fashion-forward as the ones pictured here. There are many more poses and outfits to appreciate, and you may even find a new favorite. My personal faves have to be the 'Emotional Midnight Coffee' and 'Sequined Mountain Scream,' partially because they also sound like expensive candles.

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