Listen up, I could probably write you a novel on stupid stuff boys do to girls. Let me rephrase this, stupid stuff they do that is completely avoidable. I am not talking about when they don't text you back or accidentally say something stupid, which--let's be honest--they tend to put their foots in their mouth a lot. I have noticed a pattern in men though, something that happens so often and to just about every girl I have met. Why do boys go ghost on you?
Lets break it down and establish what going "ghost" on a girl is. Well, my friend, it is when a boy says a bunch of cute stuff to you that he does not completely mean in order to get into your pants and then disappears after he gets you into bed. Better yet it is when a guy leads you on and does not make you aware he is afraid of commitment, so instead of being a man and talking to you about his feelings he just runs away.
Can we just take a moment to realize how absolutely stupid that is? You can't communicate your feelings properly so you just run away? Hey bud, that is not how relationships work, I know it's shocking news. Men will one day just stop texting you and won't give you an explanation and best yet, when you like a rational person text them asking what happened, they don't say anything. Oh, but you know his phone didn't magically break, because, hey look! The jerk is still posting snap chat stories.
My personal favorite is when they go ghost on you, but then months later will like your picture on Instagram. Actually reader, I lied my favorite is when you post a picture on Instagram and I am not talking an average picture, like you just uploaded the selfie of the year and then your phone goes off.Guess who it is? Who would of guessed it is the guy who ghosted you wanting to talk again, because you're just "so beautiful" and they "miss you."
I hate boys, oh my gosh, I think it is almost funny that they think we are that stupid, you don't miss me I just happen to look hot again in your eyes. Which is so stupid, because girlfriend we both know I have always been hot it didn't just go away over night. I would like to know where boys get their egos, because come on this is so stupid and so common! Boys need to grow up if you don't like a girl, don't get involved and if you aren't feeling a girl anymore be honest with them! It really isn't a hard concept, I don't know what to tell you, get over yourself
Honestly good lipstick is now twenty five dollars, I really don't have time to kiss boys who don't care about me. Could you all just do us a huge favor and, you know, cut it out? I know I am really asking a lot of you, not screwing with girls is very hard, especially since we all know you have been doing it since out the womb. I know your mama dang well did not teach you to hurt girls feelings and honestly next boy who does this to me I am contacting your mama. That's excessive, but if you're going to be playing these games, I am gonna play too. I guess what I am trying to say is grow up or I am tattling on you to your mom.
