Hey you,
You've got yourself quite the catch so you better hold onto her. I hope you realize that she has been dreaming of you her entire life, and she's turned down a lot of people in order to find you. I've seen her cry a thousand times over stupid boys who treated her like shit, and I reminded her that someday she would find you, and she has.
Before you pop the question you'll need my approval (and her father's), because she deserves the best. I know her better than she knows herself, and I know every detail of your relationship. If you aren't good enough for her, I'll be sure to let you know.
You're going to want my opinion on the ring; trust me, she's talked to me about it before. In fact, you're going to want to consult me about the entire proposal. It's the biggest question you're ever going to ask, and it needs to be perfect.
If you ever do anything to wrong her you should know that I'm really into crime shows and I can make you disappear. Treat her like a princess. I never want her to come crying to me with a broken heart again. She's had her heart broken enough times. You've put her back together and she loves you more than anything, so hold onto her.
When you make this commitment, you have to realize you're committing to her meltdowns, her past, her pain and her family drama. You're also committing to her smile, her laugh, her beauty, her jokes and her love. I'm 100 percent sure that you'll live a happy life with her. She's the best you're ever going to get; please give her the best back.


















