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If 'Bob's Burgers' Characters Were The Presidential Candidates

Because nothing else could complete this campaign season more.

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If 'Bob's Burgers' Characters Were The Presidential Candidates
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Whether you're a republican, democrat or another third party member, I bet you enjoy "Bob's Burgers." Like each character, each candidate is a special little butterfly dying to express themselves. With primaries quickly coming to an end, what better way to remember those we have voted for and may have lost.


1. Ted Cruz as Mort

Canadian-born Cruz is about as Mort-y as they come. On a mission to unite conservatives, Ted Cruz keeps trying to fix everything but just keeps coming up short. Proven conservative, proven awkward, and proven strange.


2. Hillary Clinton as Louise Belcher

Delightfully insane, power hungry, and the team leader, Louise is Hillary's spirit animal. Both lunatic ladies are strangely beloved and admired by many, even if the cost of freedom is to watch the world burn.


3. Marco Rubio as Gene Belcher

Slightly witty with an ever changing personality Marco Rubio is young and ambitious much like Gene Belcher. Sweet little naive Marco seems to be saying whatever he is supposed to say, but I sense a breakthrough as he achieves his total inner Gene before primaries end.


4. Bernie Sanders as Bob Belcher

Who else could "Feel The Bern" better than Bob himself? Clever, motivational, and a little older Bernie is Bob's long lost twin. Every college student's favorite, the burger of the day is the McBerner, not for the conservative at heart.


5. John Kasich as Teddy

Much like Teddy, John Kasich is a semi-well known, but no one really has an exact opinion of him...in fact, many are wondering why he's still in the race.


6. Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente as Marshmallow

Um...maybe you've heard his name, maybe not? Much like Marshmallow "Rocky" seems to have just slipped between the folds of the campaign.


7. Donald Trump as Jimmy Pesto

I wouldn't even be that cruel to Pesto himself.



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