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31 Ways That 'Bob's Burgers' Is College

We are all Tina Belcher.

31 Ways That 'Bob's Burgers' Is College

"Bob's Burgers" is relatable to all those suffering from essays, exams and poor decision making as a college student.

1. Trying to figure out who you are and changing your major every month.

2. Getting through midterms week.

3. Realizing you really shouldn't have ordered that Dominos in between drunk texts.

4. Waking up to darty after a long night of drinking.

5. The glory that is dining hall food.

6. Trying to be attractive during the tundra of the winter.

7. When you have three exams scheduled for one day.

8. Having to sleep on a friend's futon because making it to bed isn't going to happen.

9. Figuring out your type based on who you hook up with.

10. Finding friends that have your back.

11. When you're forced to go to the 8 a.m. you always miss.

12. Looking at Instagram and questioning all the decisions made by high schoolers.

13. The inevitable weight gain.

14. Being jealous of people that come from cool places and not "right outside *insert major city.*"

15. Drowning in tuition.

16. Having to give a speech in class.

17. Realizing there's 60 minutes left of your 75 minute class.

18. Getting ready to go out after drinking all day.

19. Professors assigning last minute essays.

20. Drama with the high school ex.

21. Pre-gaming too hard.

22. Looking at an exam and realizing you know nothing.

23. Discovering coffee and the magic it works.

24. Not remembering what it's like not to be a college kid.

25. Finding excuses for yourself to go out.

26. Putting off laundry and realizing you have no clean clothes left.

"You're wearing the same shirt you wore Monday and Tuesday."

27. Looking for that "ring by spring" material.

28. Someone reminding the teacher of a forgotten homework assignment.

29. Finals week.

30. Realizing you survived a year at college without your parents and feeling invincible.

31. Enjoying the best four years of your life between it all.

It's not easy, but it's pretty damn great.

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