Something that I think is really funny is how girls who have bigger boobs want smaller boobs and girls who have smaller boobs want bigger boobs. I have been both of these girls in my life. In 8th grade I wrote a letter to my future self that would be sent to me when I was a senior in HS. In this letter I had wrote, "I hope we have bigger boobs when we're a senior." I still don't understand why out of all of the childhood wishes that one had to come through like why can't I have the money I wanted, a unicorn, or fairy god parents? Those would've been awesome! Instead I have two unnecessary sacks of fat on my chest. Here are some of the problems that I wish I could've told myself about.
1. Boob. Sweat. Galore.
The summer is already gross when it comes to sweat and when you've got extra baggage up front, it's even worse.
2. Exercise hurts...a lot.
Running, stairs and even crunches are weird! They just get in the way and make me not want to work out. I mean I already don't want to work out but like its just another reason for the list.
3. Trying to be trendy.
Nowadays, it's all about those cute lil crop tops and bralettes, and none of that works when you've got big boobs. Yeah, they make them to fit, but they just don't ever look right.
4. Trying to be formal.
Trying to be taken seriously in a business formal setting is usually a lot harder because I just feel like no matter what i wear everyone is staring at my boobs (odds are they're not but its just an insecurity that I know I have). Also, I button down shirts just don't work so finding a good shirt is so hard.
5. Bra/Bathing Suit Shopping.
Look bra and bathing suit companies... I do not want to look at a tag that say D cup and also see the words PUSH UP next to it. I need the room that is supposed to be where that padding is. I'm not trying to have nip slips left and right. Also, sports bras just aren't a reality. There has to be at least two for it to kinnnnnda work.
6. LOL what's strapless? Backless too?
Yeah strapless means strapless bra and backless means sticky boobs and I am not trying to have my boobs down to my belly button. Support is needed at all times.
7. Free-boobing isn't an option.
Everyone knows when you're doing it and there's no hiding it. its just really a shame. Bras are annoying.
8. Seat belts.
Adjusting. Readjusting. Usually just ending up with a nice strap down the middle. Totally not comfortable what so ever.
9. Guys always commenting.
Hi yes I know I have big boobs. No you can't use them as a pillow. No you can't touch them. No you can't look at them. No you can't talk to me.
No matter what your body type is, you just gotta flaunt it, do what you want and say no thanks to the haters. So yes, I'm gonna look overly sexual in everything I wear, but I'll be fabulous in the moment!
