Anyone who knows me knows that I was "blessed" with boobs the size of my head... which I either absolutely love or absolutely hate, depending on the day. Although my feelings towards them may change on a regular basis, the struggles I face everyday due to their enormous size always stays the same. Ladies, I know many of you around the would can relate to my dilemmas. That being said, here are some of the struggles that I go through on a daily basis:
1. Backless shirts and dresses aren't an option due to the fact that you need to wear a bra at all times.
2. Strapless bras never actually stay up, so it's best to avoid strapless outfits as well.
3. Meeting new people is always difficult because 75% of the time, they stare at your boobs rather than your face as you introduce yourself.
4. Shopping is always a struggle because you need to buy clothes three sizes up to accommodate your huge melons.
5. It doesn't matter what you wear; you will automatically be told you look promiscuous just because of how large and in charge your boobs look.
6. Working out is a struggle in itself, but when you have big boobs and have to wear multiple sports bras, it becomes even harder to motivate yourself to go.
7. You automatically look bigger in pictures because of how large your boobs look.
8. If you aren't wearing a bra, you have to be careful when making sudden movements. If you jump, you may just smack yourself in the face.
9. When songs such as, "Milkshake," or, "My Humps," come on at parties, everyone always looks at you as if the songs were written strictly about your body parts.
10. Sleeping on your stomach is never an option because when those babies are pressed down into your bed, it feels like they are going to explode.
11. When you complain about their size, everyone yells at you and tells you that they are, "God's gift to you and you should be grateful."
While I am grateful for what I was given, having big boobs is hard and everyday is a constant struggle. Shoutout to my big boobed betches; I know you all share my pain!
