As finals quickly approach, college students are scrambling to finish projects, study for exams, and if you’re lucky, get a few hours of sleep. Instead of doing the logical thing and tackling these problems, many of us turn to Netflix, binge-eating, and my personal favorite – Yik Yak. Here’s a few yaks to let you know you are not alone in this impending finals struggle:
“On the second week of Xmas my teachers gave to me: 5 all-nighters, 4 hours of crying, 3 mental breakdowns, 2 thoughts of dropout, & a month of anxiety.”
“Study tip: Laminate your notes so your tears roll off.”
“Finals week got me grinding like freshman year homecoming.”
“Moment of silence for all the guys who thought they’d get laid finals week – she wants the A way more than she wants the D.”
“At this point, I wish I went to Hogwarts.”
“My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to work harder.”
“Mom: ‘Did you get enough sleep?’ Me: ‘Sometimes my eyes close when I sneeze.’”
“That moment in an exam when everyone is using a ruler to draw something, and you don’t know why.”
“The number 69 stopped being funny when it became my exam average.”
“Cumulative finals are like fighting the exes. What’s done is done. Why bring up the past? Let it f***ing go.”
“My biggest problem finals week is deciding to put Kahlua in my coffee or vodka in my Redbull.”
“When your classmates are worried that they’ll get a B+ instead of an A-, and you’re just like ‘yoooooo I’m just tryna pass.’”
“Curves on women are nice, but curves on final exams are better.”
“’Twas the night before finals, and all through the town, not a f**k could be given, not a f**k could be found.”
(P.S. Good luck on all your finals – y’all will do great!)
