This article is being written in loving memory of the greatest app to ever exist. Vine filled our hearts with laughter and joy on those late nights when we were still in high school, blissfully unaware that this time of uncensored comedy would soon come to an end. In memoriam of some of the most hilarious vines that still circulate our social media accounts today, I have comprised a list of 27 vines that I don't think anyone will ever stop quoting.
1. "I don't care that you broke your elbow."
2. "ADAM!"
3. "You're not my dad!"
4. "What do you have?" "A KNIFE!" "NO!!!!!"
5. "Road work ahead?! I sure hope it does!"
6. "It is Wednesday my dudes.... AHHHHHHHHHHH."
7. "Do it for vine." "I ain't gone do it." "Do it for the vine." "I ain't gone do it." "DO IT FOR THE VINE." "I AIN'T. GONE DO IT."
8. "Hello, my name is Trey and I have a basketball game tomorrow."
9. "Ha, I do that."
10. "What are you?" "I'm a chicken nugget!"
11. "I love myself... even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget... I still love myself."
12. "I have God and anime on my side."
13. "Oh yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman." "Heyyyyy yeahhhh."
14. "If your name is Junior and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand!"
15. "Come get y'all juice!"
16. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!" "...I can't sweem."
17. "Okay."
18. "It's a avocado! FANKS!"
19. "Greg pass this idiot!" [...] "Oh my gosh."
20. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."
21. "Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!!"
22. "I can't believe you've done this."
23. "...Wow."
24. "It's a water-melon, INSIDE a water-melon!"
25. "If you wanna fight me, then fight me."
26. "Mom, I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag." " You spilled, awoeihafkshdfuwaesf, in my Valentino white bag?!"
27. "Happy Chrimu. It's Chrismu. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler."
To say that I pulled 26 of these vines from my own memory would be embarrassing... but truthful. If the rumors are true about Vine 2, I can't wait to make a new list with more comedic gold filling up the page. Until then, happy vine-threading on Twitter my friends.
