Drake, aka Champagne Papi, took a page out of Queen B's playbook and dropped his newest mixtape If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late last Thursday night. With collaborators like Weezy, PARTYNEXTDOOR, and Travi$ Scott, Drizzy really nailed this one.
If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late is full of small lyrical blessings, and I've gone ahead and pulled out 8 of the greatest lines from #IYRTITL. Enjoy.
1. "Bout to call your a** a Uber, I got somewhere to be" – Energy
Perfect for: when you gotta tell someone to GTFO asap. TTYN.
2. "My ex ask me, 'Where you movin'?' I said, 'On to better things'" – 10 Bands
Perfect for: when your ex thinks you're still caught up in your feelings and you need to let 'em know that you are 100% done.
3. "Pray the real live forever man, pray the fakes get exposed" – Know Yourself
Perfect for: that catty chick who's been spreading rumors about you. Girl, bye-bye.
4. "Nobody really likes us except for us." – 6 God
Perfect for: when you're in that #NoNewFriends type of mood.
5. "Never get sloppy drunk, but alcohol is problem solving." – You & The 6
Perfect for: when you've had a long week and need a little something-something.
6. "I just can't be out here being vulnerable momma." – You & The 6
Perfect for: when you got your mom questioning your actions but you know what's really best for YOU.
7. "I don't deserve it. She's just a little too perfect, she's just a little too worth it; I don't deserve her at all, no not at all." – Company
Perfect for: when that boy you're diggin' is being foolish and you need to be reminded that you're just too perfect.
8. "F**k what they talkin' about on your timeline, that's cuttin' all into my time with you." – Jungle
Perfect for: when you're with your friends or S.O. and they're GLUED to their phones. HELLO! I'M RIGHT HERE!
If you haven't snagged yourself a copy off iTunes yet ... what are you doing? Stop reading this and go enrich your life for a mere $12.99. You can thank me later.