1. "Is that your natural hair color?"
How to immediately put a redhead on the defensive
2. When people say, "Never dye your hair!"
I'm majestic. I don't want to be like everyone else.
3. Redheads are going extinct
We make up 2% of the world's population, so we're basically unicorns.
3. Nicknames
"Carrot Top", "Redheaded Stepchild", "Pippy Long Stockings", "Wendy's Girl."
4. Redheads don't have souls
Fear me.
5. Sunlight
Have a nice summer, if you need me I'll be indoors.
6. "All of the boys must adore your beautiful hair!"
If by boys you mean like 80-year-old men at the grocery store then um, I guess so?
7. "You remind me of that girl from Brave! Or the Little Mermaid!"
Free Halloween costumes courtesy of your genes.
8. "Why aren't your parents redheads too?"
It's called a recessive gene for a reason.
9. Having a fiery temper
Despite what you think, we don't all get angry all the time.
10. "Wow, your face is really red"
Thanks. Because I can totally control that.
11. Are you and *insert another ginger's name* siblings?
Contrary to popular belief, we are not all related.
12. "Why do you have so many freckles?"
Why do you have a face?
13. Going to the hair salon
"If I could put your hair color in a bottle I'd be rich!"
14. Instead of cat calls, you get "Hey, red"
please. stop.
15. Low tolerance for pain
I promise I'm not overreacting
16. Getting compliments every time you go out
It's a full-time job being a unicorn
17. Being "the redheaded friend"
When one of your friends posts a picture with another red head captioned "My favorite ginger"
18. When people touch your hair
One gallon of hairspray later and some person decides to pull on your hair to test and see if it's real
19. Wanting a cute ginger family
Admit it, when you see another cute redhead you automatically think of marrying them to preserve your line
20. When you actually get a tan
Ha. Tan. Ha.
21. Random people trying to tell you facts about redheads
Brunettes average 140,000 strands of hair, blondes average 110,000 and redheads average about 90,000.
22. Beach trips
Ten bottles of sunscreen later
23. Everyone knows who you are by your hair
"Oh you know, that girl with the big red hair"
24. Getting tagged in redhead posts on social media
Share and tag a ginger you know and love!
