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The Beginning Of The Semester As Told By Rogelio De La Vega

Just moisturize seven times a day and stay away from peach, and you'll be fine this semester.

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The Beginning Of The Semester As Told By Rogelio De La Vega

Spring semester is around the corner. It'll be here before you know it. To prepare, just embody Rogelio De La Vega.

1. When you have to wake up before 10 a.m. for the first time in over a month. Better play some pump up music!

2. You finally get to your first class of the semester, realize how terribly boring it is and tweet about it throughout the entire lecture.

3. Then you realize you spent the entire class period on your phone and have no clue what's going on.


4. But you shake it off and head over to your next class. Too bad your class turns out to be just as boring as the last, and is smack dab in the middle of lunch time.

5. But all hope is not lost, because you have a handful of fun people sitting around you. Y'all will survive this class together.

6. After a not-so-fun day of note-taking (sort of), you finally get to go see your best friends whom you've missed so badly all Christmas break. When you're together it's like:

7. So, it's time to party down to the nearest Target (half an hour away) for a brand new back to class/back with my girls outfit.

8. You forgot all about your bad-class-blues, until you get an email from your professor. Oh right, you were tweeting all class so you didn't hear about the assignment. Whoops!

9. But your girls are all around you, and you can't wait to take on the rest of this semester together.

10. Plus, as long as you remember these wise words from El Presidente himself, you know this semester will be just fine.

Cheers to a new and exciting semester!


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