If you have a Facebook account and don't live under a rock, you've probably noticed your friends posting about the upcoming Presidential election. Whether you consider yourself a political expert or are a newbie to the voting game, there's always new things to be learned ... and Facebook is obviously the best way to form beliefs, share opinions and win others over! But it's not as simple as it sounds. Here are some tips for becoming the political guru of your Facebook feed.
1. You must always vocalize your political views on Facebook.
How will everyone know what you believe unless you post it on Facebook? UNACCEPTABLE. You must post your opinions about anything and everything related to politics. This includes, but is in no way limited to: Presidential candidates, social issues, the economy, foreign policy, immigration, and our current president. Nothing is off limits. Don't believe the lie that "people don't need to know what you believe", because of course they do!
2. Memes are definitely credible sources.
That picture of Willy Wonka with a witty remark? Credible! Share it with your friends, because they need this insight! A screenshot of a string of Tumblr comments? Yes, of course that's solid information! Don't keep this newfound information to yourself, re-post that baby! And while you're there, include a brief comment of why you personally agree with this meme!
3. Your political posts will absolutely sway others' opinions.
Please tell us why you wholeheartedly believe Donald Trump's speeches are what America needs! Share your intellectual knowledge on why Bernie Sanders' economic plan is just the best! Disregard the fact that you get all your information from a single, one-sided source! If you post your beliefs on Facebook it will absolutely help sway those who are not as knowledgeable and cultured as you are! And remember, don't just post about what you believe and support. To be really influential, share posts with opposing views and tell people how stupid they are for believing such things!
4. Everything you read on Facebook is true. Share, share, share!
Just because you've never heard of the website and can't verify it's credibility doesn't mean you shouldn't share it. A biased headline? Still true, duh! Outrageous allegations? Must be accurate! A website called "The Onion" posted something offensive? Re-post it and comment on how absurd it is! Good for you, exposing the sneaky ways of mainstream media like that!
5. Be the champion of the comments section.
Someone on your News Feed posted an article you disagree with? You better tell them just how wrong they are! That will change their mind! Comment as many times as you have to before they agree with you! And remember: The more condescending, the better! Pro-tip: Share a link that goes into further detail as to why they are wrong and you're right. I'm certain they will appreciate the gesture!
If you take away anything from this article, let it be this: No one can have an opinion that contradicts yours. Duh! There is no "agreeing to disagree" in the Facebook world of politics. Where's the fun in that?! If you follow these tips, you are sure to enlighten everyone on your friend list and become the master of the political Facebook world!
