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'Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice'-- From A Girlfriend's Perspective

"I thought Batman and Superman were friends... so why are they fighting each other?"

Nicole Arment
Mar 28, 2016
Grand Valley State University
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'Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice'-- From A Girlfriend's Perspective
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"Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice"... The movie that my boyfriend and many other guys have been counting down to and analyzing every trailer. I know I am not the only girlfriend that got dragged along to watch the movie. So for all the other girls that had no choice but to come along as well, here is to you! The movie from our perspective...

1. Who's that kid, and what did his parents do to get shot?

2. Why is everyone mad at Superman?

3. I thought he was a good guy...

4. Would Donald Trump deport him for being an illegal alien?

5. That building just exploded and Superman is just standing there...

6. This Lex guy seems like he is up to no good.

7. How did Batman make the Bat Mobile, and where can I get one?

8. I thought Batman and Superman were friends... so why are they fighting each other?

9. Who's this girl that keeps showing up?

10. Ohhhhh.... Wonder Woman... it all make senses

11. This Lex guy seems like he is up to no good.

12. What did I miss while my boyfriend made me go fill his popcorn for him because he can't miss anything...

13. Wow, Batman is kicking the crap out of Superman, isn't Batman the older one?

14. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are a cute couple.

15. How long is this movie?

16. Why doesn't my boyfriend look at me like he is looking at this movie screen....

17. Batman just kicked the s*** out of like 25 guys and saved Superman's "mom."

18. #FriendshipGoals

19. That creature looks really scary...

20. "Is she with you?" "No, I thought she was with you" -- well this is awkward, who invited her...?

21. Lois is drowning, where the F is Superman?

22. Oh! Found him!

23. I think my boyfriend is getting turned on by how good Wonder Woman is fighting... I mean she is kicking ass and taking names...

24. Wait, what team is coming together?

25. Well, that was not the ending I expected....

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