Jojo Fletcher. Arguably the most adorable and down-to-earth contestant of all time. She's so "real" we have decided to look over her unicorn head first impression on Ben's season:

Not even just overlook, we embraced it. Bachelor fans love Jojo. And of course we can't wait to see who she ends up with. The season premiere is Monday, May 23. We are all holding our breath. ABC released the contestants list last Thursday and it's a pretty stacked deck of individuals. We have the usual wildcards, including men with careers such as "hipster," "Canadian," and "Bachelor super-fan." Here is my pick for the top 13:

1. Chase.

He seems super laid back and sweet. His definition of marriage is: "One girl, one commitment -- for the rest of forever. Your best friend." I mean come on. He admits his fear is falling in love, only to have it not be reciprocated. No doubt he will be the one we'll all root for, but Jojo will still choose to give the final rose to a jerk over him.

2. Chad.

Here's that jerk I was talking about. There's nothing wrong with confidence but when his answer to his greatest achievement is "being born good looking," I would definitely be wary.

3. Derek.

Seems like your typical understated cutie. He seems innocent but he definitely has some wildcard potential.

5. Evan.

You know that one guy, where everyone is just confused on how they made it so far? Enter this guy. He's a .... wait for it ... erectile dysfunction specialist. And when asked what his deal-breaker in a relationship is, he responded with: "Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies." He's definitely too high-maintenance for our girl Jojo.

6. Sal.

He's our safe option. Literally nothing notable about him at all on his bio. He'll be our floater this season.

7. Robby.

Has the potential to be a sweetheart. I'm wary about his party-starter lifestyle. He wants kids ASAP, so that should be an interesting resume builder.

8. Grant.

Total hottie, bad boy firefighter. He might be a little too serious for our quirky Jojo, though. Also, his worst date involves a girl talking about Harry Potter. #sorrynotsorry

9. Luke.

A war vet? Yes, please. Not sure if I totally trust him though. He gives off a I'll-break-your-heart vibe.

10. James S.

While he may be a "super fan," he seems like a really genuine guy who wants to treat a girl right. I can get on board with that.

11. Christian.

He seems like a really adventurous, outgoing guy. That is something Jojo needs. Also his mom is his best friend so obviously he's a winner.

12. Jordan.

A former pro quarterback, this man knows a thing or two about loyalty and team work. He's got the charm and the character, which means him and Jojo could go all the way!

13. Alex.

A U.S. Marine, this man has saved lives. He's confident and outgoing and I think he could go far.

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What are your predictions?