So my friends have been making me watch the Bachelor for two weeks now. We also all just went through recruitment and it's hard for me not to see the similarities. Honestly, though — that rose is the same as a bid.
1. So. Many. Girls.
2. Rho Chi's (recruitment counselors) are Chris Harrison.
3. Walking into that first "party" is like stepping out of the infamous limo.
4. "So what are you looking for in..."
In a guy? In a sorority? ....hmm I am looking for umm...well *googles what to say in social situations*
5. Opening your callbacks after day one is like finding out who is on the group date vs. one-on-one date. Sure, you might not get what you want, but you still have to go through with it.
6. Between parties, all you want to do is nap.
There is no time for napping, though. You'll miss your next party and your makeup will be ruined (trust me).
7. "Can I steal you for a sec?"
"
8. When you don't get called back from the sorority you want.
Oh poor you, you didn't get a rose.
9. Pref night is like hometowns meeting the family.
You see the more serious side of them and that is important for making your decision.
10. You have to show your best side to really show what you have to offer.
Talk about the appropriate topics. Don't talk about guys. You know the usual.