As a seasoned expert on The Bachelor, I have come to expect a few types of girls to make an appearance each and every season. As a seasoned active in a sorority, I have come to expect a few types of girls to be in every sorority as well. No surprise, I have found that the same type of girls are in both scenarios. I’m betting it’s due to all of the wine that is consumed…. Or a boy. Place your bets, but 99.9% of the time I can guarantee one of these is the reason.
Wine-induced boy infatuations are the norm in both The Bachelor and sororities across the nation. I was just the first one smart enough to realize it all comes down to these 7 types of girls that give us the entertainment we need so much in life.
**And just remember, if you read one of these and can’t instantly pick out a girl in your sorority to fit that description, it’s most likely you (good or bad).**
The Cryer - A sappy life insurance commercial comes on. Tears. Your best friend gets kicked off the show. Tears. Just don’t buy this one ANY of the Taylor Swift albums unless you want to be playing therapist for the next month.
The Drunk One - It’s a Tuesday night, Mean Girls is on TV, or you didn’t get a one-on-one. No matter the reason, this one is drinking. Just be sure the camera is rolling to catch every moment of this train wreck in action.
The One Who Doesn’t Want/Have Girlfriends - Lets be honest, you either A) have a 4% chance of becoming engaged or B) have over 150 sisters. Explain to me again why you made either of these decisions in the first place if you constantly say “I have a lot of guy friends. Girls are too much drama.” I’m guessing you’re the one who starts a lot of the drama.
The Whiner - OK, we get it. You aren’t happy until you get what you want. The TG theme wasn't what you wanted; the girl you hate hasn't been sent home yet. Plot twist: You'll be sent packing (or graduating) before you get what you wanted.
The Mom - We WERE having fun until you showed up to remind us that this bliss we call college (reality TV) doesn't last forever. Thanks for ruining the moment by telling us we shouldn't take the shot that is in our hand... (We still do).
The Crazy One - It’s all in the eyes. The expert social media stalker and the expert “Tell Him What He Wants to Hear” liar … This one tends to make you look better to standards things a lot more interesting. I advise on keeping her around.
The Diva - Sleeping in your make-up so that people never see you without it is really, really good for your skin I heard. But I don’t need to tell you that, do I? Surefire way to know if this one is a diva: her Starbucks order takes longer than 4 seconds to say. Run boys, run.
