Well, Nick is back and so is The Bachelor and everyone is wondering if Nick is going to find love or if Corrine is going to kill him before he gets the chance. Each contestant this season seems to stand out for a different reason and if they lived in Missouri they would fit perfectly into a Missouri school.

SLU

Taylor would without a doubt go to St. Louis University because she is extremely smart and loves to talk about it. She is a mental health counselor, so naturally she would pick a place where people are constantly talking about the exorcism. Taylor is kind of sneaky so she would probably be the one to put bubbles in the fountain and blame it on Corrine. She would without a doubt be too good and smart to make dumb decisions in South Padre on spring break and she would spend it helping people instead. Good girl. 9/10.P.S. We hope you deck Corrine.

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Hannibal La-Grange

We have all known that Vanessa was wife material and does not mess around with people like Nick. Something tells me she is going to get sick of him messing around with children (Corrine) and leave the show. Vanessa would go to Hannibal La-Grange and play volleyball in their gym with hardly any air conditioning. She is a very good girl so she would be one of the people to follow their "no R rated movies on campus" rule.

University of Central Missouri

Astrid would without a doubt go here. She's kind of boring and forgettable, which is exactly what UCM is. Is there even anything there? She'd be that girl in your friend group that went off to college and literally disappeared and you only saw or heard from her occasionally in an Instagram post about her bid day.

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Southeast Missouri State University

Oh, SEMO, you get Corrine. Corrine is drunk the entire show. She would be in the crazy sorority and probably be on social poor standing the whole time. She would get kicked out of "The Last Call" every night and then call your boyfriend to take her home. This is when she would go into her sorority house and expect her sisters to clean up after her and make her bed. She'd show up to parties in skimpy clothes, if she was wearing anything. She would then proceed to get her Bachelor's degree in "Ged Ed" because word on the street is that is a real life major at SEMO. Good for you Corrine.

Missouri State

The world loves Alexis, so MO State, you got her. Alexis is so funny. Seriously, the girl should be a comedian. She is a classy girl who knows how to have fun. Everyone loves and respects her. Alexis would be the bear mascot and run around at football games high fiving people. Alexis would probably go down to Missouri State and be that girl that knows everyone at the bars. People would ask if her boobs were fake and she would think its funny and then probably have a shot night for her fake boobs' birthday. She would be extremely upset that there are no dolphins (or sharks) in Missouri, so she would probably go chill at Clearwater lake all the time and look for fish.

University of Missouri-Kansas City

UMKC has the med school kids, the artsy hipsters, the Greeks, and the athletes who don't like anyone except themselves. They also have another type of person that they like to call "FOBS" (Fresh off the boaters). Josephine is a FOB. This means she would wear jeans, flip flops, and flannels every single day. When she was younger she probably would have gone to Mike's at least three times a week. She would be that girl that always does karaoke and is horrible at it. She probably chose UMKC solely based on the fact that their mascot was a kangaroo.

Missouri S&T

We all know that an extremely smart woman would go here. She would get hit on all the time, especially because she would be one of the prettiest, sweetest girls on campus. Danielle L would fit so well into Rolla. She would be extremely classy except on St. Patrick's Day she would probably go sorority girl crazy, blackout and get sent to standards. She would marry an engineer and be set for life.

University of Missouri

OMG! Jasmine would be a golden girl. She would make the team freshman year, join a sorority and expect all guys to pay attention to her. She would also expect all guys to make the first move and talk to her first, even though everyone in Missouri basically goes to Mizzou, so there's always girls to choose from. She would be the girl going through recruitment that already has her mind made up on which sorority she wants before she's seen the houses. She would say, "If I don't get Delta Alpha Finsta Tau Sorority I'm going to die!" Chill, Jasmine, you'll live. Then her rich parents would pay 300 dollars a month for it.

Culver-Stockton College

Kristina is a boss b*tch that no one really heard about until the last episode when she stood up to Corrine. The girl has no chill and does not care. We love her for that. Kristina would definitely be playing soccer at Culver Stockton, because she is so low key. Some people don't even know that's a college. How many people live in Canton? 200? IDK. Anyway, she would be completely fine with there only being a Steak N' Shake and a gas station in town. I mean, what else could a girl possibly want? She's very chill. It'll be a sad day when Nick sends her home.

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Truman

Sarah is like the cutest thing ever. She is very level headed and has a very unique look. She'd be that girl that parties literally all the time and gets drunk off of Mike's Hard in like ten seconds. You'd think that she is dumb but then she pulls out a 4.0 GPA at one of the hardest universities in the state. Impressive.

Lindenwood

Lindenwood straight up isn't that fun. A lot of people transfer due to the strict rules. However, sweet girls like Danielle M. would not mind going to Lindenwood. She would be the girl that isn't really involved, she just wants to focus on her education. She would probably live in the dorms, keep to herself, and send people the answers to her homework.

Jefferson College

Good 'ole Jeffco. Congrats Jeffco, you get Liz. Liz is so extra. She's that girl that tells all her friends that guys are "obsessed with her" then when those guys stop talking to her she wants them really bad. She would go to Jeffco on her A+ scholarship then transfer to SEMO to have more "fun" AKA stalk her ex-boyfriend.

Missouri Southern State

Raven would go here. She's incredibly sweet and down to earth, which is similar to this campus. It is located in Joplin, which had a tornado a few years back. This really brought the town close together. Let's be real we honestly probably thought by looking at Raven's picture that she was going to be the psycho one, but she's so sweet. She would spend her time volunteering during college, most likely.

Fontbonne

This is a school where pretty much nothing exciting happens. Seriously, the best thing that can happen is pretty much dorm parties. Lit. Because of this, Christen would go here. The reason why is because she was super overdramatic about the Liz situation. Girl, you already knew they had sex, why was your mouth dropped open when Liz fake "broke up" with Nick. If anything ever happened to a girl from Fontbonne they would probably high key over exaggerate. She would spend all day sitting in "The Joe" and probably only leave her bed to eat a chicken quesadilla. She'd be a really good roommate and friend, though, because she would keep all of your secrets. She look athletic so she would probably play softball, because let's be real that's the best sport at Fontbonne. Fontbonne's softball team is the real deal.

Missouri Western State University

You get Jaimi. No one knows if she is even still on the show. No one knows if you're still a college either.