Here we go again, another lovely season of The Bachelor has started, and the cast is full of pretty, but interesting women...and there are 30 of them, but here are some of my favorites.
1. Alexis- When I saw the shark costume come out of the limo, I loved her already. But when she said she was a dolphin, now I am rooting for her to win the whole show. She is amazing.
2. Angela- The model; self explanatory she was extremely boring and that is why she got the boot.
3. Astrid- All I can think of is Jan's weird baby from The Office when I see that name, nothing else really to say-- starting to realize how boring some of these girls are.
4. Brittany- She tried touching Nick in a really creepy way while they all introduced themselves, and I think she should have just eliminated herself at that point.
5. Christen- If you do not remember who this was, she was the girl in the hideous yellow dress looking like she was going to the most low grade beauty pageant that exists.
6. Corinne- I knew I hated you the moment you made your nanny get you a bland bowl of cucumbers while you were doing "work" for the multi-million dollar company that you claim is yours, but is actually your fathers. If her having a nanny at the ripe age of 24 is not concerning then leave.
7. Danielle L- May be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen; absolutely nothing bad to say about her, yet. (Key word= yet)
8. Danielle M- Aw the neonatal nurse! You know a woman is a good one when she works with little sick babies. She also looks like a prettier version of Tswift.
9. Liz- SERIOUSLY LIZ you have 9 months to reach out to Nick, and we all know you just want to be on TV not sure who you are fooling, but clearly you are fooling Nick. Also stop giving that creepy smile from the corner you look like the grim reaper.
10. Josephine- You eliminated yourself by shoving a uncooked wiener in your love interests mouth.
11. Kristina- So I know you are from a different country, and I respect that, but when you were talking in your interviews it sounded like you had a ball of bread lodged in the back of your throat.
12. Lacey- Camel girl you rock.
13. Rachel- Shocked that you got the first impression rose because you did not really do much, but congrats!?!?
14. Raven- Get off the train tracks girl!!!!!
15. Taylor- Everyone take a lesson from her! If you want a boy to like you, tell him that all your friends hate his guts!
As you can see, these girls are nuts, but hey, that is what makes good reality television!
