As a fellow member of the anti-vaxx I am very concerned about this issue. While pouring wine in my sons cup at the park I saw my little angel being forced back to me crying. I was shocked the meanie weanie said that I'm evil because I don't vaccinate my child.(in this situation my child had a “IM AMERICAN AND NON VACCINATED") I was at shock this kremlin made my angel cry all because I don't junk him up with government juice. I called the police on him and somehow I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT A LECTURE. I was outraged by this so here I am to warn my peers before you have to go through this traumatizing experience.
How to stand up for yourself as a anti-vaxx parent
As a anti-vaxxer I am constantly harassed because “iM DuMb" and “yOuR PuttInG yOUr kiD aT riSk". I always like to say haters hate and anti-vaxx don't pay tax. I always bring and I strongly suggest you also bring this, but a copy of the 1st amendment will seriously help you when a government sheep is hollering at you. Also having a can of pepper spray can help you when people bark at you and your kid and get all up in your beeswax.
How to soothe child from attack from a pro-vaxx devil
The example I used at the top of the playground terrorist attack definitely left my kid scarred. It was scary he was telling me that “why am I not vaccinated?" I was at the verge of tears of even hearing this come out of his mouth. Luckily I found out this strategy and drink to soothe the mind and bring it back to a anti-vaxx god. Make him read a Facebook group of anti-vaxx people and give him a special drink I call the drinken pox. First ingredient is a shot of vodka, then one ounce of meditation crystals, after add some applesauce, a little kale, and 2lbs of garlic. I gave this to my child and he loved it. He was the same anti-vaxx child I raised.
How to tell your town about pro-vaxx playground
I went to my towns office to complain about this and they ignored me(I KNOW RIGHT CRAZY). I was shocked that even my town wouldn't want to help me. If this happens to you what I did was get a group of anti-vaxx peers and all go in at once. DON'T BRING A MASK OR THEY WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU. I did this and was put on a black list but it was worth it.
EXTRA PART PLZ HELP
My son has been very ill since I gave him the special drink(drinken pox) and I plead that you help him out. I don't know what it is it seems like a common cold, but my son will fight through it with no government robots flying in his blood to stop him from recovering. Send money to this address__69 West UrMoM St
