There are countless lists for everything we hope to have happen during our lifetime but what about the items we hope never happen? Here is a list of 25 things I hope I never have to experience before I die...
1. Run a marathon
2. Go ice fishing
3. Mistake sugar for salt on my Cheerios
4. Hold a tarantula
5. Bring back gauchos
6. Wear a matching outfit with my significant other on a day other than Halloween
7. I will never insult a Croc owner
8. Eat canned tuna
9. Go to prison
10. Kill someone
11. Say the word "moist" out loud
12. Stay the night in a haunted house
13. Wear plaid with stripes
14. Get my tongue pierced
15. Get a face tattoo
16. Hitch Hike
17. Be in a cemetery at midnight
18. Get plastic surgery
19. Eat raw eggs
20. Drink expired milk
21. Walk around the house investigating a noise in the complete darkness
22. Pick up a hitchhiker
23. Repeat a joke EXACTLY like I heard it
24. Get a spray tan
25. Stop liking Mexican food
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