Dear emotions a.k.a. feelings,

I really appreciate what you all do to me in times of happiness and excitement, but really hate what you guys do to me during hard times as well. But I especially hate it when you all get in the way with my normal line of thinking.

Look, I like to think of myself as more of a rational type of person, someone who follows their brain rather than follows their heart. But as Selena Gomez once said, "The hear wants what it wants." The only problem is that I don't want to give my heart what it wants all of the time because then that just makes me into an emotional wreck.

What I'm trying to say is that y'all just need to, like, chill for one moment. Can you give me at least that? I don't enjoy getting emotionally attached to the mundane things and would love it if you guys didn't jump on every little thing that shows me just an ounce of affection. Because then you guys get way to excited and start to overwhelm me and I don't like feeling overwhelmed.

I really appreciate you, emotions. I really do. But sometimes you guys are just too much and quite frankly too gross to handle.

Sincerely,

Camille