Where are you from?

I'm from New Hampshire, actually. A small town called Lisbon, to be specific.

What is your major? Why did you decide to get into that major?

I'm a psych major. I really want to be a clinical psychologist and help people in a mental ward one day.

I have placed three cockroaches in your dorm room. They will explode. How angry are you?

Wait, what?

What is your favorite color?

Could we go back to the cockroach thing? You seemed serious about that.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a person?

Is this an actual interview?

If you had to construct your perfect girlfriend, but that girlfriend was actually a boyfriend, how many fingers am I holding up?

How am I supposed to respond to that? And why are your eyes now glowing red?

Does size matter?

You know, I don't actually remember ever being asked for an interview.

It’s the apocalypse. You are taking shelter in your own personal bunker. You can only have one hedgehog with you. Which one do you choose?

Where are we? Who are you?

Why?

Please, will you just respond to me?

Were those other hedgehogs not good enough for you?

What the hell are you even talking about? Could you please just let me go?

What type of cheese are you? Why?

I swear. I won't tell anyone. Just...let me go.

If kangaroos had guns, would humanity fall? If humanity did fall, would you betray humanity and be the servant to the kangaroos? Why would you betray your kind like that, you awful excuse for a human being?

D-did you just unhinge your jaw? Oh God, get away from me!

What made you decide to write for Odyssey?

I have a family and friends! They'll notice that I'm missing!

What is your opinion on Butthole?

No, please! Stop biting me!

Thank you for answering these questions, Nolan? Have a nice day?

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