I love this country more than anything. It is infallible and can never do anything wrong. With the general election for the president half a year away, I thought that I'd echo Hitler 2.0 Donald Trump by saying this: Let's make America great again. But let's look at what that means, shall we? Let's celebrate what makes this the best country on the face of the planet.

America is one of the few countries that celebrates the death of children and people who look different than our white founders. Wow! I thought that sociopaths were shunned from society. Not in America. Nope, here we actively defend the death of children being killed locally and over seas (both bases are covered!). It's a wonder why all these countries we're bombing hate us when we're clearly the best at creating a genocidal war against people of Islamic descent. Add to think, this all started over oil. It just goes to show that capitalism really can do anything. Normally, you should feel bad for killing children and legitimately discussing whether or not these people should be monitored at all times but not in America. Instead, it's completely OK.

Another one of my favorite things about America is we're the closest country to a military state since Sparta. Don't believe me? Being a soldier for the U.S. military is becoming one of the best investments for students who can't afford college. Why get an education when you can help control the ideologies of other countries and take their natural resources defend our freedom. Who exactly wants to take our freedom away? I don't know, but they're out there! They aren't just a boogeyman used to justify endless wars and violence against "them" only to feel like we've got the biggest stick in the entire world...right?

But my favorite part of America is the righteous nationalism that occurs whenever anyone says anything remotely negative about the country. It's that kind of faith that a country is so infallible that any act of brutal violence domestically and internationally is justified and I don't need to worry about whether or not my country is horrifically villainous because I'm already to it isn't!

I hope you've enjoyed this article just as much as you do living in the most free country in the world (even though every other developed nation already has universal healthcare and social polices that provide comfort to people in need). It's an honor to be able to write about such a wonderful country and poison the youth teach younger generations about the demonstrable glorious state of our nation.