All Your Friends As Told By Thanksgiving Foods
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All Your Friends As Told By Thanksgiving Foods

Every person can be related to a Thanksgiving staple.

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All Your Friends As Told By Thanksgiving Foods
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So as Thanksgiving rolls around, a usual topic of the best foods at the table comes out and everyone has a very strong opinion.

Each food is different and unique right? Different personalities, different palate pleaser, different type of heartburn. And doesn't it make sense that since each dish is so unique, they might be able to represent the different people in your friend group? Go through the list and see which one you are!

Turkey: Old Faithful

The turkey is the most famous and stable piece of the day. So even if it doesn't a whole lot spice to your life, you can always on it. Just like that friend who might not be too loud, or too quiet, but will always be there.

Mashed Potatoes: Everyone's Best friend

The thing about mashed potatoes is, they're in your friend group, you'd call them one of your best friends, but you can't call them your best friend because they are also best friends with everyone else. Weird. They can get along with everyone and just want to make sure your stomach is full and your heart is happy. What more can you ask for in a friend?

Gravy: The Flirt

We all know that friend who flirts with EVERYONE! They just have to be all over everyone all the time! They physically cannot be alone because they turn cold and gross. To keep your gravy friends happy, make sure they have plenty of surface to cover.

Green Bean Casserole: The FakeMom

The green bean casserole is the friend that pretends she is really responsible but actually is just a space cadet. They're always snap chatting pictures of them babysitting, saying MomGoals. Just like the green bean casserole pretends to be a healthy vegetable, we know its a sham.

Pumpkin Pie: The life of the party

If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island and could only bring one friend, you should definitely bring the pumpkin pie. They won't let you down. They'll keep you entertained with their beautiful color and oddly good taste. And they're very original, they've been pumpkin before pumpkin was cool. You always expect to see them at a gathering.

Cranberry Sauce: That friend you can't get rid of.

For whatever the reason is, you don't find yourself liking cranberry sauce that much. But you can't get rid of it. Sure enough, its there all the time, always staining clothes and making for gross burps later. But you'll invite them back. You always do.

The Stuffing: The Underdog Comedian

This friend is low-key the MVP of your group. They're always sliding in with their under the breath comments and slaying a whole crowd.

There you have it folks, all your friends in a Cornucopia. Happy Thanksgiving!

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