Some women shave their pubes. Some do not. Never expect anything when you take the trek down to lady-town.

Some women wear makeup. This is not to lie about themselves but often rather to accentuate their truths. Learn it. It is an art.

Don't "take a girl swimming on the first date," unless you have coupons to Water World and are bringing her urban decay waterproof setting spray, liner, and mascara.

Some women wear dresses. Some do not. The breeze sometimes flows sweetly and sometimes blows right up.

Some women wear tight leggings and some women wear sweatpants. Like little hammocks of comfort on the crotch or a jersey fabricked hug around each leg. Some women are comfortable and some are not, and for some women, that's okay.

Some women have penises. Some do not. Get over it and over yourself along the way.

All women have total charge and control of how they look or how they dress.

All women should choose whatever they please to be comfortable.

All women are beautiful.

All. Women.