All Of The Things You'd Rather Be Doing Than Be In Class
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All Of The Things You'd Rather Be Doing Than Be In Class

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All Of The Things You'd Rather Be Doing Than Be In Class
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No-one wants to be in class. So here is a list of all the things you'd rather be doing than be in class.

1. Learn about fonts.

2. Go back to kindergarten.

3. Grow a beard.

4. Always take the L.

5. Never go out again.

6. Drink 2 gallons of chocolate milk in a short amount of time.

7. Shave your head.

8. Shave your friends head.

9. Write a 70 page paper.

10. Paint your toes and lick off the nail polish.

11. Step on a lego.

12. Go out in the snow in a swimsuit.

13. Try to prison escape out a window.

14. Live in a fountain.

15. Be a human piñata.

16. Walk to class naked.

17. Only be able to eat salad for the rest of your life.

18. Get thrown up on.

19. Never turn 21.

20. Only see in black and white.

21. Always be the third wheel.

22. Drive to Canada and back. In traffic.

23. Eat chocolate that is actually poop.

24. Let someone else pick your tattoo & get it.

25. Give up showering for a year.

26. Give up caffeine.

27. Be a townie.

28. Never own a dog.

29. Live at home forever.

30. Unsubscribe from Hulu/ Netflix.

31. Get the chicken pox.

32. Marry a tree.

33. Eat a tub of ketchup.

34. Major in Philosophy.

35. Cry for 254 hours straight.

36. Run everywhere.

37. Carry a full grown man everywhere.

38. Always have a sunburn.

39. Hug a cactus.

40. Eat a cactus.

41. Have to take care of a cactus.

42. Donate an organ.

43. Pee yourself.

44. Knit a blanket thats 50ft wide.

45. Pee yourself again.

46. Hear everything in Spanish (but you don't speak Spanish).

47. Lick sandpaper.

48. Only be able to hear people like the ones in Charlie Brown.

49. Clean the freshmen boys dorm.

50. Not sleep for a week.

51. Always eat at the caf.

52. Sit by a crying baby on an airplane for 200 hours.

53. Be a freshman.


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