Washington

Literally all I can think about when I think of the state of Washington is trees and Twilight.

Oregon

Portland, Oregon. That's all you need to know.

California

Check your privilege.

Nevada

It's just a desert. That's it.

Idaho

If you are mature enough to think of anything other than potatoes when thinking of Idaho, I respect you.

Utah

Mountains. So many mountains.

Arizona

Good luck surviving the heat.

Montana

Everyone here is a cowboy. Fact. Don't argue.

Wyoming

There's probably only like 10,000 people that live in the entire state. This isn't even a joke. Look up a population map.

Colorado

Colorado is just Eric Foreman's smoky basement made into a state.

New Mexico

Like Mexico, but new.

North and South Dakota

I'm 99% sure they're only not one state because of how big that would make it.

Nebraska

All there is is corn.

Kansas

There is no reason to go there. Ever. Save yourself.

Oklahoma

If someone isn't directly related to a farmer, it's a miracle.

Texas

I didn't know a state could be just an area full of manliness but it is.

Minnesota

They love them some Prince.

Iowa

I'm pretty sure Iowa is just the weird kid from high school people laughed nervously with.

Missouri

The gif says it all.

Arkansas

All it is is outdoors and rednecks.

Louisiana

Louisianans never, ever stop talking.

Wisconsin

Cheese. That's it. And I guess football, but mainly cheese.

Illinois

There's not much holding it together besides Chicago and Abraham Lincoln.

Tennessee

It's a dry state. Gross.

Mississippi

Mississippi's teen pregnancy rate is one and a half times the national average.

Michigan

It has lakes, the Pistons, and is shaped like a mitten.

Indiana

They are stereotypically incredibly religious, to the point of signs that damn you to Hell are just casually alongside the road.

Kentucky

It just screams country music to me.

Alabama

The fat kid eating ice cream.

Ohio

Good luck finding anyone who will spend more than pocket change on alcohol.

West Virginia

Hillbillies.

Virginia

You can thank their significance in founding America for their big ego.

North and South Carolina

Why can't siblings ever get along?

Georgia

Their tea is the only sweet thing there.

Florida

Don't even bother driving unless you speed.

Maine

Is there ever not snow?

New Hampshire

Dixville Notch is the incredibly small town in New Hampshire that always gets to cast the first votes in every presidential election. Fun fact.

Vermont

Incredibly hippy.

New York

They're basically the angry, musical uncle of the nation.

Pennsylvania

Soft pretzels are all that really matter.

Maryland

Every word that comes out of a Maryland inhabitant is probably trash talk.

Delaware

It was the first state.

Massachusetts

They have the New England Patriots, so that's something I guess.

Connecticut

The fancy 1%.

Rhode Island

Beaches. So, so many beaches. But they're cold. So they're fake beaches.

New Jersey

Thanks, Jersey Shore.

Alaska

Alaska or Antarctica? You be the judge.

Hawaii

The island every state wishes they could be.