1982 was a wonderful year for music; besides Michael Jackson’s Thriller and a completely necessary sequel to Grease, it gave us “Africa” by Toto. 34 years, 5 months, and 25 days ago, this song was set free into a cruel, unworthy world, one that mocks it and takes it for granted as a “joke” song, as novelty. This is an injustice, one I intend to set right with this article. I made a list of seven great songs that happen to be “Africa” by Toto.

7. “Africa” by Toto

I don’t think soft rock has ever heard a finer, more carefully crafted sound. With a winning blend of gentle soul, forward-looking synth, and arena-rock bombast, “Africa” shines.

6. “Africa” by Toto

Bless Toto for gifting the world with this joyous bundle of noises. Back when it was released, they received the accolades they deserved - the song reached number 1 on the US Billboard Hot 100.

5. “Africa” by Toto

The Internet would have you believe this song is a meme, a punchline - bring it up in conversation and the reactions it garners are similar to those of Smash Mouth, Linkin Park, Nickelback. But it’s so much more - it’s a competently written tour de force and should be recognized as such.

4. “Africa” by Toto

Rains of marimba chords cascade upon the introduction of this song, just seconds after the poly-percussive lead-in, they add a pleasant texture to the whole thing, and sound warm, inviting, easy on the ears. They’re also iconic, emblematic of the song; written by frontman David Paich, they’ve become immediately recognizable.

3. “Africa” by Toto

Down in Van Nuys, Los Angeles, where the group was formed, Fleetwood Mac’s self-titled album (the one with “Rhiannon”) was recorded - it’s easy, then, to see what inspired their adult contemporary sound. Toto’s geographic origin, combined with the easygoing, melody-centric lilt of their output, has led many to label them ‘yacht rock.’ This term was once stigmatic, used disparagingly by those who preferred their music edgier and harder - in recent years, it’s become less derogatory and more appreciative (rightfully so).

2. “Africa” by Toto

In the song’s chorus lies its heart: “It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you / There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.” It’s explosive, and emotional, and sincere. Delivered by David Paich with aplomb, it’s the kind of chorus that begs to be sung along to.

1. “Africa” by Toto

“Africa” remains one of the greatest songs of the 1980’s, and, tied with Dexys Midnight Runners’ “Come on Eileen,” the best song of 1982. Look no further than its iconic status as an indicator of its prestige. Also, please read the first word of each paragraph in this list.