My roommates are some of the most awesome people I know. One of our favorite things to do is to put on music and sing along. However, one of my roommates isn't the best as getting the lyrics right. So one night we decided to sit down, put my iTunes on shuffle, and record her versions of a few random songs. This is what we came up with.
"Fergalicious" by Fergi: "I don't even know. Tryna take a man. Fergalicious"
"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy: "I don't think I know this song...oh wait. Badadad manumnnuma numa num bathroom floor."
"Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars: "Got Chuck's on, the same song."
"1, 2 Step" by Ciara: "Work on comp-[unknown noises]"
"Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3: "My tongue is on the other side of other person's cheeks"
"All Star" by Smash Mouth:"Hey now, you're an all star. Get your game on. Go dance! Hey now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. No pants!"
"I Took A Pill In Ibiza" by Mike Posner: "I took a pill and a Visa."
"My Goodies" by Ciara: "Not my booties."
"Bang Bang" by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, & Nicki Minaj: "See anybody could dance with you." "Bang, bang all in my shoes." "Bang, bang into my heart."
(Fun fact: this is the first song she ever song she ever heard me sing when we first met.)
"Wannabe" by Spice Girls: "If you want my mojo, forget my past." "So get your act together, we could be all fine." "You wanna get with me you gotta be with me"
"Like A G6" by Far East Movement: "When we drink we do it right, getting fizzled."
"Love Myself" by Hailee Steinfeld: "I don't really know this song well." "Gonna
(which happens to be our song so...)
"Everybody" by Backstreet Boys : [Says the word "Everybody" over and over again.] "How
"Panda" by Desiinger: "Salad bar, candy."
(This one was actually me. This, in fact, is not a line in the song.)
"My House" by Flo Rida: [Series of mumbles]
"Timber" by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha: "I feel like I'm in a midterm right now."
"Imma Be" by Black Eyed Peas: "Imma be rockin this gameboy level."
"Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz: "But your booty don't do the explaining."
"Wiggle" by Jason Derulo ft. Snoop Dogg: "Honey, I'm in love with a Jewish man."
"23" by Mike Will Made It ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, & Juicy J: "I be rockin' tasers."
"Shell Shocked" by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign ft. Kill the Noise & Madsonik: "Is this that Ninja Turtle song?"
(Yes, this is from "The Ninja Turtles")
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha: "Lipstick on my clothes, clothes."
