Being able to walk around campus during Halloween is an amazing sight. We have people fully dressed up or people with scary good makeup. Then, we have those that are punny. They spin a certain saying or costume or saying and make it their own. Since I can't take pictures of everyone's costumes, I went and found punny costume ideas to bring y'all joy for many Halloweens to come.
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Dress as a Jungle goddess and cover yourself in numbers that can't be divided.
D'rake
Dress as a many-pronged garden tool and rap all night.
Dead Ringer
Dress as a zombie boxer and say you're there to kill a doppelganger.
Unaccompanied Miner
If you're just single and looking for love, put on a coal worker's hat and a headlight.
Nervous tick
Dress as a bloodsucking bug and act jittery all night.
Creative outlet
Create an electrical socket out of cardboard and then doodle, collage and scrapbook all over it.
Jif Gold-bloom
Dress as a jar of Jif peanut butter and cover yourself in gold flowers.
Hue-manatee
Dress as a sea cow in every color of the rainbow.
Chance the Wrapper
Cover yourself in parchment or wrapping paper and draw dice and question marks all over it.
Goldman Sax
Cover yourself in gold body paint and carry around a saxophone.
Reel Housewives
Get a bunch of girlfriends together to dress in formalwear and fine jewelry, then add bucket hats and fishing poles. Fight all night.
Indie Anna Jones
Dress like a hipster, introduce yourself as Anna Jones and carry a whip.
Second to Nun
Wear a nun costume and a silver medal.
Sun-kissed naval orange
Wear all orange, get a spray-tan, and put on a sailor's hat.
Y'all have a Happy Halloween and be safe! Maybe we will see a few of these in the future!
