1. One more episode of OITNB and then, I'll go to the gym
2. Okay, maybe two more episodes
3. This bed is sooooo comfy though
4. Or maybe those are just my jelly rolls
5. Def working out in 10 minutes
6. Or maybe I could just sit here and do a few situps
7. While looking at the Victoria's Secret website
8. Maybe that will work
9. Okay okay I'm getting up in 27 seconds
10. Time please slow down
11. Okay getting up now
12. Pulls back covers
13. Sits up
14. Oh wait I think I'm sick. I can't go now
15. *cough, *cough
16.But I just bought the cutest new workout shoes
17. And outfit
18. I'm out of bed, now what
19. Slowlyyyyy stretches
20. Walks to bathroom
21. Looks in mirror
22. Oh my gosh my thighs are huge definitely going to the gym to take care of those pronto
23. I'm in the shower now there's no turning back
24. But if I dance to Beyonce in the shower I should be good for my workout right?
25. Maybe I'll take a bubble bath to relax before I strain my body
26. Okay I'm leaving in 10
27. Where's my new leggings
28. If I can't find them I can't go
29. Oh dang I found them
30. "Looking good girl, you got this"
31. On route to gym.....finally
32. Dang there's a Mcdonalds I need some fries
33. But I'm going to workout
34. That's prob not a good idea
35. Passes Mickey D's while singing 'iiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuu'
36. Halfway there, no turning back now
37. Oh but I could and go back to Netflix
38. But I won't
39. Is there valet parking so I don't have to walk to the door?
40. It's the gym no they don't have valet duh
41. Should I park handicap?
42. gosh there's so many people here
43. Please don't let me run into my ex please please
44. Oh wait maybe I want too
45. Then he'll see I'm getting hot for my new man
46. But I don't have a new man
47. Where's my Prince Charming?
48. I only have my dog
49. Finally parks 'okay all you have to do is cut the car off, open the door, and go'
50. yay I did it
51. This is such a long walk to the entrance
52. Just walked in. I'm here now. Def no turning back
53. Run now run now
54. Oh dang that girl from my chem class just saw me
55. Soooooo many people
56. There's Sarah
57. Oh hey girl. What's up. How's your dog and your mom and your sister and your great aunt and your grandma?
58. Just trying to avoid this misery
59. Oh yay all the treadmills are taken
60. I'll just go run now
61. But I hate running
62. But the track is right beside the basketball courts
63. Maybe I'll find a boyfriend who plays though
64. Oh who am I kidding
65. Let me put my music on
66. Because I'm not talented enough to do that while running
67. Starts running
68. Oh crap I have to stretch, can't pull a muscle
69. Omg I'm actually running
70. You go girl
71. This is like super fun wow
72. Those were the best 5 miles ever
73. Wait that was only a 1/2 mile
74. Are you kidding me?
75. Ohhhh wait a hot guy
76. Hey boy heyyyy
77. Oh we'll I'll just get on the treadmill
78. Heck yeah MTV is on
79. This is my jammmmm
80. Almost breaks leg dancing to Usher
81. Okay that's enough for today
82. Get out while you can before any more damage is done
83. Bye gym
84. I'll be back tomorrow
85. Just kidding never again never again
86. Now for fries
87. "Can I get an extra large fry ma'am"
88. I need to stop by target to get pizza rolls
89.So people will see me in my new attire
90. And think I'm athletic
91. So glad to be home
92. Now time for a nap and more Netflix.