1. One more episode of OITNB and then, I'll go to the gym

2. Okay, maybe two more episodes

3. This bed is sooooo comfy though

4. Or maybe those are just my jelly rolls

5. Def working out in 10 minutes

6. Or maybe I could just sit here and do a few situps

7. While looking at the Victoria's Secret website

8. Maybe that will work

9. Okay okay I'm getting up in 27 seconds

10. Time please slow down

11. Okay getting up now

12. Pulls back covers

13. Sits up

14. Oh wait I think I'm sick. I can't go now

15. *cough, *cough

16.But I just bought the cutest new workout shoes

17. And outfit

18. I'm out of bed, now what

19. Slowlyyyyy stretches

20. Walks to bathroom

21. Looks in mirror

22. Oh my gosh my thighs are huge definitely going to the gym to take care of those pronto

23. I'm in the shower now there's no turning back

24. But if I dance to Beyonce in the shower I should be good for my workout right?

25. Maybe I'll take a bubble bath to relax before I strain my body

26. Okay I'm leaving in 10

27. Where's my new leggings

28. If I can't find them I can't go

29. Oh dang I found them

30. "Looking good girl, you got this"

31. On route to gym.....finally

32. Dang there's a Mcdonalds I need some fries

33. But I'm going to workout

34. That's prob not a good idea

35. Passes Mickey D's while singing 'iiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuu'

36. Halfway there, no turning back now

37. Oh but I could and go back to Netflix

38. But I won't

39. Is there valet parking so I don't have to walk to the door?

40. It's the gym no they don't have valet duh

41. Should I park handicap?

42. gosh there's so many people here

43. Please don't let me run into my ex please please

44. Oh wait maybe I want too

45. Then he'll see I'm getting hot for my new man

46. But I don't have a new man

47. Where's my Prince Charming?

48. I only have my dog

49. Finally parks 'okay all you have to do is cut the car off, open the door, and go'

50. yay I did it

51. This is such a long walk to the entrance

52. Just walked in. I'm here now. Def no turning back

53. Run now run now

54. Oh dang that girl from my chem class just saw me

55. Soooooo many people

56. There's Sarah

57. Oh hey girl. What's up. How's your dog and your mom and your sister and your great aunt and your grandma?

58. Just trying to avoid this misery

59. Oh yay all the treadmills are taken

60. I'll just go run now

61. But I hate running

62. But the track is right beside the basketball courts

63. Maybe I'll find a boyfriend who plays though

64. Oh who am I kidding

65. Let me put my music on

66. Because I'm not talented enough to do that while running

67. Starts running

68. Oh crap I have to stretch, can't pull a muscle

69. Omg I'm actually running

70. You go girl

71. This is like super fun wow

72. Those were the best 5 miles ever

73. Wait that was only a 1/2 mile

74. Are you kidding me?

75. Ohhhh wait a hot guy

76. Hey boy heyyyy

77. Oh we'll I'll just get on the treadmill

78. Heck yeah MTV is on

79. This is my jammmmm

80. Almost breaks leg dancing to Usher

81. Okay that's enough for today

82. Get out while you can before any more damage is done

83. Bye gym

84. I'll be back tomorrow

85. Just kidding never again never again

86. Now for fries

87. "Can I get an extra large fry ma'am"

88. I need to stop by target to get pizza rolls

89.So people will see me in my new attire

90. And think I'm athletic

91. So glad to be home

92. Now time for a nap and more Netflix.