Yes, we are all excited that chokers are back in style as well as shirts that might show a little underboob, and that it's socially acceptable to wear an oversized sweater with chunky socks and converse. With that being said, there are some trends from the 1990's that don't need to resurface now, later, or ever.
1. The side pony
It's almost impossible to get all of your hair waaaaay over to the other side, and then manage to get the elastic around it without the wispies of your hair falling out to pull off the perfect side pony. But then again, why would you ever want to pull off a side pony ever again?
2. The scrunchie
Do I really have to say anything for this though? Really? Do I?
3. Butterfly clips
Instead of hiding a small bobby pin or a clip in the midst of your hair, why don't you just clip a giant or ridiculously small glittery, bright clip into your hair in the shape of a butterfly? But not just one, you have to put in like, eighteen of them for it to really make a statement! How about no.
4. Body glitter
Yes, okay, maybe when I was growing up I had some blue body glitter that smelled like blueberries, HOWEVER if I walk past anyone that has a shimmer on them that can't be done by highlight I'm going to question their judgement.
5. Socks with heels
As if they weren't hard enough to squeeze my feet into anyway, let's just put a nice sock in there too!
6. Plastic bracelets with glitter liquid inside
It's all fun and games until one of them bursts on one of your favorite sweaters. Trust me.
7. Plastic sandals
No matter the color, shape, or style, plastic sandals never failed to make your feet sweaty, which made your feet slide around in the plastic sandal. Not to mention how smelly they were no matter how much baby powder you smothered all over your feet.
8. Frosted tips
Nobody wants ramen noodle hair. And nobody wants hair that looks like liquid nitrogen touched it. Just don't.
