Relationships are pretty funny with the way they work out. No matter how much time goes by, you’ll always be learning something new about them. In those special times, you might find out that your new boo thang is super lame.
1. They have never seen a "Harry Potter" movie.
Anyone who doesn’t live under a rock has seen "Harry Potter." Everyone has, at least, one reason to go see it. I mean, who doesn’t wanna see Emma Watson? Or the Weasleys? I can’t even fathom how anyone can go through their life not seeing at least one movie.
2. They always take all the blanket in their sleep.
Nothing ruins a great nap together by having your best friend roll over and take all of the blanket. How dare you betray me in your sleep? This one isn’t really “lame material” -- it’s just kinda annoying.
3. When you both share the same favorite cereal.
You know you’re going to have a bad time if you both like Frosted Flakes. What happens if you end up moving in together and they eat all of your cereal and leave an empty box? They’re going to be sleeping in the bathtub that night.
4. When they use really bad puns to make you laugh.
It’s a huge red flag when they use a cringe-worthy pun on your first date. For example, “What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?” I wasn’t ready for the answer and it physically hurt to hear it.
5. They say “I’m not cute, I’m manly.”
Whenever your significant other says this, just smile and nod because if they want to think they’re manly, then let them. (Between you and me, we both know it’s not true, but we won’t tell them that.)
6. They lose to you in Mario Kart.
Mario Kart is one of the biggest friendship-ruiners next to Uno. Whoever wins basically gets bragging rights for the rest of their life or until the other wins.
7. When they say “Thanks, you, too” to a waiter after they tell us to enjoy our meal.
After witnessing them make the biggest mistake of their life is a great conversation starter for the whole date honestly. After this happens, you have a free pass to make fun of them as much as you want until you make the same mistake.
8. Someone who talks during movies.
“Uh huh, that’s nice babe, hush and let me watch Bradley Cooper do his thing.”
9. They have referenced a meme in one of your conversations.
It’s really frustrating when you’re trying to be serious and your significant other keeps saying “Ha got ‘em!”
After your significant other is finished reading this, they’re probably going to try to convince you that they don’t do any of these things or that they’re not lame. If they try to, just stay strong because they needed to hear this. These things are a little hard to look past, some more difficult than others. I mean, who hasn’t seen "Harry Potter?" Despite this, lame-o’s have to stick together and I bet your lame-o is pretty darn cool. I know mine is.
