Bread is amazing. As a human being living on this Earth, I love bread. Am I obsessed with bread? Maybe. But I'm sure that I'm not the only one. Why is bread so amazing? Let me count the ways.

1. Bread is free at restaurants.

Why do we even go out to eat? Breadsticks. Cheddar biscuits. Rolls. Anything that has wheat and love in it.

2. No matter how full you are, you can always eat more.

I can eat the appetizer, the entree, sides, and dessert -- and still have room for bread.

3. Bread comes in so many different forms (cheese bread, breadsticks, croissants).

Let's just talk about how many different types of bread there are. You can have stuffed bread. You can have cheesy bread. You can have garlic bread. I mean, the options are limitless.

4. You can stuff food into bread.

Stuffed bread is love. Stuffed bread is life.

5. You can make things out of bread.

It's like clay, but much better tasting.

6. Cats love bread.

Look at Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat loves bread. Grumpy Cat has spoken.

7. Pizza has bread in it.

Now, we all know that pizza is actually bae. Bread is like 50 percent of pizza, which means it's at least 50 percent bae.

Without bread, it'd just be greasy cheese and tomatoes. Bread is what brings all the ingredients together to create a party in your mouth.

8. Bread.

Am I right?

9. You can become bread.

Bread is a mindset. It's a lifestyle. You can become this lifestyle.

God forbid you have no bread at your house.

Let me know your favorite type of bread in the comments!