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10 Reasons Why Toddler's Make The Best Dates

What is better than a date with a toddler?.. nothing.

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10 Reasons Why Toddler's Make The Best Dates
Emma Funiciello

Going on dates with people your age can sometimes take a turn for the worse, but a date with a toddler always goes well. Why put yourself through awkward situations, sitting in silence not knowing what to say, possible fights about where you want to go eat, and nervous butterflies about a first date when you could have a relaxing fun day with a 2 year old? I could list an endless amount of reasons why taking a toddler on a date is way better than dating an adult, or someone your age. Personally the best dates that I have ever had are with my little man David. So if you are looking for someone to go on a date with. Go on a date with a toddler. Trust me, it'll be the best decision ever! No, you can't have David - he's mine. Here are your top ten reasons why you should take a toddler on a date!

1) They don't really talk much.

No talking means no arguments, and you don't have to worry about not holding a conversation and things getting awkward.


2) You get to pick where to go eat/go on dates.

It is all your choice. Whatever you are in the mood for, and even if you ask them they'll just say yes anyways. All they have to hear is the word "food" and they are in.


3) They are thankful for the littlest gifts/things.

For example: Give your date a mini cupcake and you just became the coolest date ever.


4) They will fall asleep in the car.

No fighting over which music you listen too. And most of the time it's a nice silent car ride.


5) They are very honest.

They will tell you the truth if they don't like your outfit. You never have to worry about them lying to you.


6) It's mostly a free date.

You can go to the park with them, or let them run around outside and they are as happy as can be.


7) They will tell you when you need to stop talking because you might be getting very annoying.

And they won't be very subtle about it either...


8) When you are in desperate need of a prom/ball date,

They got your back, and they will come looking as spiffy as ever.


9) They laugh at the silliest things.

It really is a great confidence boost.


10) They give the best cuddles.

They are great cuddle buddies. There is nothing better than some nice snuggles after a long date day.

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